“The sign near my house is starting to peel which has resulted in the town names looking like they’re in a bad ass font.”

“Went axe throwing today, somehow I embedded it handle first.”

“This is what a ‘split lobster’ looks like. This coloring occurs once in every 50 million lobsters.”

“Skiers finish the exact same time to share first place in FIS Alpine world cup.”

“5 gummies stuck together in a perfect pattern. Should I eat it?”

“An insect got stuck between the printer and the pillowcase.”

“We have the same saucepan as this cookbook.”

“My girlfriend’s rabbit, Banjo, has a smaller rabbit on his nose.”

“These burned out lights perfectly align.”

“My dad just cut an onion for a sandwich and there was two in one.”

“I found a cheerio when getting some cereal that was looped through another.”

“The way my plate broke in almost even pieces.”